EARTHBUOND MAPS AND TIPS BANNAR

WE AER ON AN ADVANTURE!! COME WITH US!


HELLO KIDSW! welcome to teh world of EARTUHBOUND!! PAERPARE FOR nonstup fun and ADVENTURE! as yuo battal GUYGAS and his EVIL ARMY OF THINGYS. WARE is yuor fisrt stop in this MONSTAROUS WORLD????? YUOR HOEM TOWN OF COURSE!! ROFOLERFOLROFLFORLFOLROL!! Thath is RITE! ONNNET! THIS SECTION IS ALL ABUOT ONNNET! FIRST!! heer is a map of ONETT!!!!!!! (DONT STEAL IT HALF OF IT SI MINE, teh rest is NINTENDOES!!!!!)

MAP OF TEH WORLD OF ONETT!!!1

TEHR is yuor ROADMAP to adventare!!!!! BUT besides BURGERSHOPS AND LOLLIPOPS there are MANEY DANGERUS BAD GUYS IN ONNETT!!! I WILL LIST THEM!!!!!!:

    GWAR!!! "HELLO THIS COIL SNAKE I WANT TO BE YUOR FRIEND" NO DONT BELEVE HIM! !HE IS A SNAKE IN SHEEPS CLOTHING!! this little buggar comes and BITES yuo when yuo go to teh HILL IN ONETT TO LOOK AT TEH FLAMING ROCK! he is dangerous but if you can defeat him with YUOR DOG!

    BARK BARK!  I KILL YUO NOW this dog is not NICE AND HELPFUL LIEK YUOR DOG KING! it is a GIYGUS MONSTAR and itll bite and bark at you! he poops out BREAD ROLLS FRO EATINS SOME TIME! YUM!

    I SK8 BETTAR THAN YUO JERMS!!! RORLFORLFOL TEH SKAET PUNK is one of teh SHARKS in ONNET! he uses teh BOARD OF DEATH to kill you

    LOL hoola hoops aer fro GURLS LOLOLOLOROFLROL look he has a HOOLA HOOP IS WAREING TITES AND IS PURPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROLFORLFROLFOLOO BUT HE IS VARY DANGEROUS!!!!!

TAHT is all I coulds find rite now! thare are MANEY MORE dangerus ENEMIES SO LOOKS OUT!! here is my mini WALKTHU:

YOU WAEK UP AND WALK OUT TEH DOOR BLAH BLAH! ITS LATE SO I WILL CUT TO TEH CHASE! YOU HAEV TO FITE FRANK (TEH SHARKS LEADER MAN!) and then yuos go to teh mayor for bribery or soemthing corrupt and he lets you go to GIANT STEP!! IGNORE WHAT IT SAYS THAT YOU SHOULDNT GO THERE IN MY MAP!!!!!!!!!!!! i forgot taht yuo have to go there to get the FIURST MELODY!!! the meoldoies give yuo POWAR LATTAR IN TEH GAEM! AND IF YOU DONT FIND THEM BUZZ BUZZ WILL BE SAD!! :( TEHN BATTLE TEH COPS!! they are not liek McGruff tho! tehy are EVIL! but when yuo win yuos can go to TWOSON and find PAULA! YEE HAW!!!!!!!!!!!1

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