HELLO KIDSW! welcome to teh world of EARTUHBOUND!! PAERPARE FOR nonstup fun and ADVENTURE! as yuo battal GUYGAS and his EVIL ARMY OF THINGYS. WARE is yuor fisrt stop in this MONSTAROUS WORLD????? YUOR HOEM TOWN OF COURSE!! ROFOLERFOLROFLFORLFOLROL!! Thath is RITE! ONNNET! THIS SECTION IS ALL ABUOT ONNNET! FIRST!! heer is a map of ONETT!!!!!!! (DONT STEAL IT HALF OF IT SI MINE, teh rest is NINTENDOES!!!!!)
![]() TEHR is yuor ROADMAP to adventare!!!!! BUT besides BURGERSHOPS AND LOLLIPOPS there are MANEY DANGERUS BAD GUYS IN ONNETT!!! I WILL LIST THEM!!!!!!: ![]()
YOU WAEK UP AND WALK OUT TEH DOOR BLAH BLAH! ITS LATE SO I WILL CUT TO TEH CHASE! YOU HAEV TO FITE FRANK (TEH SHARKS LEADER MAN!) and then yuos go to teh mayor for bribery or soemthing corrupt and he lets you go to GIANT STEP!! IGNORE WHAT IT SAYS THAT YOU SHOULDNT GO THERE IN MY MAP!!!!!!!!!!!! i forgot taht yuo have to go there to get the FIURST MELODY!!! the meoldoies give yuo POWAR LATTAR IN TEH GAEM! AND IF YOU DONT FIND THEM BUZZ BUZZ WILL BE SAD!! :( TEHN BATTLE TEH COPS!! they are not liek McGruff tho! tehy are EVIL! but when yuo win yuos can go to TWOSON and find PAULA! YEE HAW!!!!!!!!!!!1
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